archiemcphee:

Amsterdam-based artist Cedric Laquieze (previously featured here) recently completed a fascinating new series of his exquisite taxidermy Fairies. These delicate sculptures are primarily composed of parts from many different insect species, but if you look closely you’ll notice bones, seeds and even a few scorpion parts as well.

Visit Cedric Laquieze’s blog for many additional images and to check out some of his other enchanting creations.

[via Cedric Laquieze]

I had  w i n g s once, and they were  s t r o n g. They could carry me above the clouds and into the headwinds, and they never faltered. Not even once. But they were stolen from me.

(Source: selenanbieber)

the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife

gorlt:

and, if you can’t get toasted pearl Couscous handpicked and blessed by a Moroccan shaman on the first tuesday of the winter harvest for your Sautéed Escarole then store bought is fine

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Zodiac Signs as Fast Food Restaurants

funastrology:

Aries: McDonald’s
Taurus: Wendy’s
Gemini: Taco Bell
Cancer: KFC
Leo: In-N-Out
Virgo: Subway
Libra: Carl’s Jr. Or Hardee’s
Scorpio: White Castle
Sagittarius: Panda Express
Capricorn: Chipotle
Aquarius: Jack in the Box
Pisces: Del Taco

Leo’s wishes they were in-n-out. As if.